iDon't Buy It

So I keep reading all of this stuff online today about the new iPad is okay, has a crappy name, blah blah blah…

The thing is, if any of these naysayers was handed an iPad, they’d get all misty-eyed and start babbling and petting.  All gentle and reverent.

That’s the strangest thing about the new touchscreen craze—it makes for masses of people staring down at tiny glowing screens, deftly tapping and petting…I can’t help but think my precious, my precious…

Yes.  I’m jealous.