This (quote below) reminds me of Tanner, my student last year. Almost weekly, he’d produce a new “insane day of school” comic where each of his teachers was some sort of psychopath. For awhile, in it, I had rainbow hair. Then the Bible teacher stole it from me, so I was bald and angry. Then I ordered by husband to attack her…with his beard.
I hope TanMan remembers me when he’s famous.
“I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn’t like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.”
- Stephen Colbert