Oprah is like that high school girl that everyone clambers to be accepted by—no matter what. So today when she says, “You all watch Modern Family, right? don’t you LOVE IT??” and the audience goes crazy clapping…they all know that maybe five people actually watch it. But who’s going to admit that to Oprah? Then she’ll just go and spread nasty rumors about you and that guy in science class and then nobody will sit by you at lunch.
No wonder she was voted Most Likely to Succeed. Everyone was afraid.
Afraid of the Vengeance that is Oprah.
…and yeah, I DO watch Modern Family. I hate to sit alone at meals.